Thursday, January 6, 2011

Actual Craigs List Posting......Job....Functioning Time Machine

Date: 2011-01-06, 2:04PM EST
I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.

I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

I am leaving on Jan 8th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return Jan 10th, 2011. I am going to June 1983 to handle some business.

If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone. The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable and that the circumstance of your head is no more than 64cm.

•Location: Dover, PA

•Compensation: We will take it as it comes...

•Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

•Please, no phone calls about this job!

•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 2146933633

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